STUPID PEOPLE!
Oh My God!!!

They congregate in groups!!! LARGE Groups!!!

America is filled with stupid people and I think they have all gather together and decided to make North Mississippi their congregational home.

Example #1. Banks. They "claim" to want you as their customer and the "claim" to want to offer you the best customer service and personal attention but when it comes to the drive thru, NO...They make you get about as far away from the window they can to "service' you. OK OK...I know...It's a safety thing..."For YOUR safety, we have placed YOU about as far away from the cashier as we can across the bank parking lot and if YOU don't have the deposit slip "EXACTLY - JOT FOR JOT - TIDDLE FOR TIDDLE" the way we like it....YOU SIR, must come inside the bank!!!

Ohh yea...If you are down to a two dollar balance and a check for five dollars comes in, WE ARE GONNA CHARGE YOU ....$35.00 ...Cause you did not have any money...
Makes perfect sense to me...Dude already ain't got no money, now you are gonna charge him an additional $35.00...HE DON'T HAVE!!!!

We appreciate you...CUSTOMER!!!!

Example #2. Public Service Companies..(Electrical and Water) (Hey!, Watch is pal...I am a member of the cooperative here...A dues paying member.)
What do you mean, We don't know what funds go with what account because you don't have your account number on the check? How many Tim Ashcraft's you got in this town? And how many of them Tim Ashcraft's are married or better yet, have a checking account from the bank mentioned in example #1, with a person of the same name as the 2nd account holder of the electric bill???? Is this a scientifically challenging question?
Did I miss something in 1st grade when we were doing the "which one of these is not like the other" routine??

Ohh I 'm sorry Mr Ashcraft, We applied your funds to Rashneesh Lasimba's account by mistake. We can correct that for you..There will be a $150.00 re connection fee, would you like to pay that with Visa or MasterCard today?

How many North Central maintenance people does it take to change out a light bulb on the street corner?
(This is not a trick question. I am totally serious. I have pictures on Facebook to prove it.)
On one nice summer day of the summer of 2012, I followed the procedure..Cause you sure just can't call North Central..and called the city of OB to request that a street light in front of my house be checked out as the light would oft times simply go out after a short time of being on after dark. Now, I missed that day of Electrical school I reckon, and I was more than sure that the problem was not in the bulb itself, as the bulb would burn bright and light the street as far as possible without problems. Did they send out a guy with a ladder and a new photo sensor to simply change it and move along...
Why Naw...
They had to send out, not one, not two, nope, not even three....wanna try once more...FOUR?..NOPE...How about a grand total of FIVE maintenance personnel and a regular pickup truck...HAAA!! What kinds of drugs are you taking...Two full size, boom trucks!!!
That's right 5 Men and 2 Boom Trucks!!!
And all 5 got in the boom....man, them some good drugs your a doin...
Nope. One got in the boom and 4 sit on the bumpers of the trucks and watched as one lone man went up in the boom and changed the broken equipment..
Hey...Let me have a drag off that crack pipe your smoking..NOPE!!! He changed out the bulb, the sensor, and did not even place anything over the sensor to determine if it worked.

He came down, they all got up and got in the trucks, and drive off...

Now I didn't think it would be fair to make statements about this incident without actually giving them a chance to respond properly. I did actually bring this to the attention of a North Central engineer and told him about what happened and explained my concern. His actual reply was...are you ready for this... "They were going to a big job and they stopped at this little job on the way"
Well..Whoop te do... Did they have to leave BOTH boom trucks running while it took the 30 minutes to do it? Ohh. that's what that "fuel surcharge" is about...
I'm a learnin' ...bout to become as stupid as y'all are..

OK.. one more for today and I have got to do something productive...

Talking about STUPID...

I Rest my case...Good Day!!!!